Cookies & Cream Hot Fudge Melts

I’m not sure I should even be sharing this with you.

What you’re about to witness is classed as a criminal offence in seventeen countries and is punishable by death. Baring that in mind, this stays between you and me. Ok?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cookies & Cream Hot Fudge Melts.

  

I’m actually sat here eating one as I type. My hands are sticky and I’ve got fudge sauce dripping down my chin, but I’m afraid that’s just how the cookie crumbles.

Getddit?! The cookie crumbles! Ok. I'm sorry.

As you can probably tell, I’ve totally ditched the January diet. If you, like me, would rather eat your own foot than face another bowl of shrubbery, this one's for you.

If you, unlike me, are still nibbling on green beans for lunch, then get that sculpted ass of yours back in the kitchen. You’re right on time for a well-deserved reward.



I don't need to tell you that these are a total crowd pleaser, you already know that.

To make four Cookies & Cream Hot Fudge Melts, go fetch yourself:

1 x tub of your favourite ice cream - I like the vanilla Häagen-Dazs variety
1 x pack of ready made cookie dough (obviously you could make this yourself, but with this sneaky trick you can have your Melts ready to go in under 20 minutes)

And for the hot fudge sauce:
100g dark chocolate, 70% cocoa minimum
1/2 cup golden syrup
1/2 cup icing sugar
1/2 cup double cream
2 tbsp coca powder
1 tsp vanilla extract
A pinch of salt

Preheat your oven to 200°c and follow the instructions on the packet. Simples.

(If you're making your cookies from scratch, divide your dough into eight, place on a lined baking tray about 6cm apart and bake for 10 - 15 minutes.)

Done? Good. Whilst your cookies are in the oven, get your hot fudge sauce going.

Break your chocolate into little pieces and heat in a bowl over a saucepan filled with boiling water. When it's melted, add your cocoa powder and stir until combined.

Remove from the heat and pour in your golden syrup, cream, sugar and vanilla.

Give it a good stir and add a touch of salt. You really don't want to over salt it, you just want to counteract the bitterness of the chocolate.

Have a taste and exercise every ounce of self control you possess by banning yourself from drinking the whole lot right then and there. Keep it somewhere warm and go check on your cookies.

You want them soft, chewy and beautiful. Put them to one side to cool (remember they'll keep cooking for a few minutes) and grab your ice cream.

Scoop out a ball of ice cream and pop it on top of a cookie. I was very greedy with my serving and ended up squidging a good hunk of it back out - you've been warned.

Drizzle your warm chocolate fudge on top (ohmigod!) and stay in that position until you feel you can drizzle no more, without going up a full dress size within the hour.

The ice cream will melt from the heat of your fudge, so grab your hat nickety split!

Pop it on top and give everything a little squish. Check out the ooze on that, right?

I was feeling especially naughty and topped mine with even more fudge sauce. I read somewhere that this was the recommended approach among professional cookie samplers and was forced to oblige. Who am I to disagree?

Once you've polished it off, play with the melted excess whilst recovering from your food coma. You're going to need some serious recovery time after this one. Promise.

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